Umm can we talk about Carrie Underwood’s dress right now?
I dind’t even watch the grammys and I am obsessed with this dress.
I do not give a shit about the Grammys and I give even less of a shit about Carrie Underwood, but holy shit that dress. That’s fucking MAGIC.
Yes, I play videogames :)<3
Yes, I drink coke. :) <3
Yah i play vidya gaem 2
Yes, I own a coffee table :)<3
Yes, I use paper towels :)<3
Yes, I use lamps :)<3
Yes, I murder my enemies and bathe in their blood :)<3
one is not like the others
yeah the lamp guy needs to go
So, Homestuck is (sadly) ending. You may be asking yourself: How can I memorialize homestuck in my heart forever?
With material possessions of course!
I was going to wait until 2k followers for this, but in light of the fact that homestuck will be ending soon and I actually have some time to save up some cash, it makes more sense to do it now.
Now, let’s get some prizes up in this shit.
- Up to $65 worth of stuff from either What Pumpkin or Topatoco (or, anywhere else you’d like! Not homestuck? No problem!)
- Up to $25 worth of stuff from either What Pumpkin or Topatoco
- No giveaway blogs
- Anyone can reblog
- Likes only count for followers
- Only like/reblog once
- I’ll ship anywhere
- You have to have your ask box open
- You have to be willing to give me you address (thats kind of how these things work)
This ends when homestuck updates for the last time. Good luck!
Fleeting-silent-star turned 2 today!
Yeah…. fucking hell I’m old I NEED A RETIREMENT THANK >_<
Me:…I fell in love with you at first sight! Q.Q
don’t look at me like that
I’m so mad at how well this goes.
LISTEN UP GIRLS YOU CAN DRESS UP AS ANYTHING YOU WANT TO TONIGHT, BE IT A SEXY BUMBLEBEE OR FUCKIN BATMAN YOU CAN ROCK THE SHIT OUT OF IT YOU MAJESTIC FUCKERS.
AND IF YOU WANNA STAY HOME AND EAT JUNK FOOD AND WATCH A BUNCH OF HORROR MOVIES ON YOUR OWN THAT’S MAJESTIC TOO!
When a bullet hits a wall
That is astounding. I legitimately watched it about fifteen times before reblogging it.
this is so fucking satisfying to watch oh my god
Does anyone else hear it crash into the wall?
oh my gOD I WAS JUST WONDERING THE SAME THING
This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).
or you know this could be photoshopped
you tell me
this is alexandrias melon (wow)
it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)
it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds
it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.
its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true
This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.
The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.
It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.
This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.
The taste of this melon will always surprise you.
I’m fucking done with this site
I give up.
You win, tumblr.